April 2011
92 posts
Anonymous asked: whats the difference between tumblr and twitter?
UVM Nazi Parking Patrol (NPP)
Just wanted to comment on the brazen tactics of UVM’s finest, aka the dudes that prance around in their cheap uniforms, merrily ticketing any vehicle that dares to violate UVM’s draconian parking rules.
May I suggest that they force these whiteshirts to earn their “salaries” by tarketing the morons that park in front of the Royall Tyler Theatre?
I have an even bolder...
Another fire alarm!
UVM has seen more than enough fire alarms sound off in the past week, but it doesn’t seem like the trend is stopping any time soon. At around 10:40 AM, a fire alarm sounded in Mason-Simpson-Hamilton. Students were displaced outside for about 30 minutes until the alarms stopped and they were let back inside.
If you have any pictures, please send them.
The cause of the fire is still...
Anonymous asked: So did you win the SGA election?
“NEWS FLASH: SpringFest is indoors at the Patrick Gym. AND they will be releasing...”
– UVM /Bored
Anonymous asked: Whats up with all the cops around campus? Last night around nine there was two cop cars on athletic, one right outside uheights and another out front of mat, just creeping. Plus there was loads of cops out this weekend. Crackdown?
FIRE IN VOTEY!
Votey Hall has been evacuated by a fire that began just before 3:40 PM. Everybody is stranded outside at this moment. We will provide more information as it becomes available.
-Big Bird
Incoming reports from a little bird:
Just some additional info on the votey fire: votey will remain closed for the rest of the night so that physical plant can get rid of some carbon monoxide that was...
Anonymous asked: any idea what up with all the cops on athletic tonight? two arrests? interrogations at the marche?
jessssdotcom-deactivated2011080 asked: When will they know if Spring fest is outside or not/ selling more tickets?
Anonymous asked: I'm sick of the cynic down-talking you. As a graduating senior, I think that the cynic team are just stuck up little bitches. Gossip is fun! And really, you causing drama? Look at little miss sore loser A.L-P who cried foul at every little thing just 'cause she didn't win.
I'm sick of everything turning so P.C. that we can't speak unless it's anonymous because...
I'm sick of everything turning so P.C. that we can't speak unless it's anonymous because...
Aliza forgives Julian
Recent reports claim that Aliza Lederer-Plaskett has withdrawn her complaints from opponent Julian Golfarini, SGA President of the University of Vermont. She had previously charged Julian with withholding financial documents and defrauding the student body from a free and unfettered election.
It appears as if Julian’s presidency will have a clean start after all.
-Big Bird
Anonymous asked: Recently on Bradley St a Jaguar hood ornament was stolen off a car parked in a driveway. We belive this was probably a mischevious drunken act of a UVM student. Do you believe, drunken or not, acts like these should be condoned. I sure dont
Question for UVMers
Dear UVMers, I have a rather random question that I would like to ask anonymously.
I love wearing leather jackets just because I love the smell, look, feel…etc. But I have noticed that people treat me differently when I’m wearing a leather jacket, in kind of a bad way. So my question for discussion is:
Do leather jackets, by stereotype or correlation, make people come across as...
“Excuse me, I’m a hoe?! Say that to my face, you fucking dick! ...”
– Redstone Campus
Friday night
-a little bird
Party Report!
Remember to email Big Bird (theuvmlittlebird@gmail.com) as soon as you find out about parties that were busted or canceled. We’ll keep a steady update as long as you give us the information.
Big Bird
lost longboard
I left my loaded longboard resting on a wall outside the marche on wednesday the 6th. I’d be stoked if whoever snagged it would be a chief and return it. 207-233-8427
We hope you find your longboard. (If you send us a description or a picture, we’ll post it here. Your chances for retrieving it may improve.)
-Big Bird
