Like, he looks like a moose. His nose droops like a moose!– a little bird
BMid is alright
A few days ago there was two people having sex between B-Mid and B-High. Acts included eating out, bending over and even peeing on the door. It must have lasted at least a half-hour and provided a sight to the many students of global village. Thank you for your submission.
SGA will be tabling about the proposed graffiti wall on campus today from 2-5 in the davis center. -a little bird
If anyone would like to organize/be part of an informal flash mob group at UVM please e-mail email@example.com Thanks Thank you for your submission.
Wait. His name is Cornbread?– a little bird on Friday night
FIRE (alarm) in the Library!
For still unknown reasons, the fire alarm in the Bailey-Howe sounded at around 4:10 PM today. Students were evacuated, and soon let back in. The cause of the alarm going off is still undetermined.
The CatCard office has a segway for, like, no fucking reason.– a little bird
Anonymous asked: Who puts on wingsfest and how can we get more events like that?
Troy Davis executed →
Despite all the efforts made, the campaign to “Save Troy Davis” failed tonight.
Follow us on Twitter! →
We’ve had a twitter for a while now, but our polls suggest that over 50% of students who check our tumblr didn’t even know that we had a twitter. Follow us and stay updated on news every day!
Slutwalk? I’m always down to dress like a slut.– a Redstone girl on Saturday
Anonymous asked: I saw Eliza and Mike from SGA holding hands walking downtown this weekend. Is an SGA romance abloomin?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EYGvxu4roM Thank you for your submission.
FACULTY SALARIES →
Last year, we posted the same link revealing the salary of everyone on UVM’s payroll. Since there are thousands of new students, and since everyone has new professors, we thought we’d share it with you again. Now you can find out how much your professors and administrators earn! Big Bird
What if I just laid an egg, like, right now?– -drunk biddie Thank you for your submission.
Free Food UVM Blog
http://freefooduvm.tumblr.com/ Starting up, need help with. email: firstname.lastname@example.org Thank you for your submission.
The Bell Tower of Ira Allen
Every hour, the bells of Ira Allen Chapel ring. But they are not really bells; instead, they are speakers. History of the chapel dates back to 1925-1926, when it was constructed as a gift from James Wilbur. As the story goes, many years ago, part of the building became fragile and old, so renovations were necessary. During these improvements, they built speakers to project the false impression...
Big Bird wins election (but SGA won't admit it)
Once again, the SGA has not published the number of votes Big Bird received this year. Although there are several explanations, we prefer to believe that we won and that the SGA is concealing our victory. Again. Big Bird
Could I fit bobsled in my dorm?– a bro in the Davis Center
"BIG BIRD" for Senate!
It’s that time of the year again! First-Year Elections are set to happen tomorrow (September 7th) from 8:00 AM until 4:00 PM on Thursday! We only ask that you write-in “Big Bird” as a candidate. Ask your friends to vote for “Big Bird” too. The SGA hid the results last year, so we’re running again. Voting takes place on the lynx. ...